A 
                parrot
              
                
 David 
                received a parrot for his birthday.
David 
                received a parrot for his birthday.
                The parrot was fully-grown with a bad attitude and worse vocabulary. 
                Every other word was an expletive. Those that weren't expletives 
                were, to say the least, very rude. David tried hard to change 
                the bird's attitude and was constantly saying polite words, playing 
                soft music, anything he could think of to try and set a good example. 
                Nothing worked. He yelled at the bird and the bird yelled back. 
                He shook the bird and the bird just got more angry and became 
                even more rude. Finally, in a moment of desperation, David put 
                the parrot in the freezer. For a few moments he heard the bird 
                squawk and kick and scream. Then suddenly, there was quiet - not 
                a sound for half a minute. David was frightened that he might 
                have hurt the bird and quickly opened the freezer door. The parrot 
                calmly stepped out onto David's extended arm and said: 
                "I believe I may have offended you with my rude language and actions.
                I will endeavor at once to correct my behaviour. 
                I really am truly sorry and beg your forgiveness."
                David was astonished at the bird's change in attitude and was 
                about to ask what had made such a dramatic change when the parrot 
                continued: 
                "May I ask what the chicken did?"