A
parrot
David
received a parrot for his birthday.
The parrot was fully-grown with a bad attitude and worse vocabulary.
Every other word was an expletive. Those that weren't expletives
were, to say the least, very rude. David tried hard to change
the bird's attitude and was constantly saying polite words, playing
soft music, anything he could think of to try and set a good example.
Nothing worked. He yelled at the bird and the bird yelled back.
He shook the bird and the bird just got more angry and became
even more rude. Finally, in a moment of desperation, David put
the parrot in the freezer. For a few moments he heard the bird
squawk and kick and scream. Then suddenly, there was quiet - not
a sound for half a minute. David was frightened that he might
have hurt the bird and quickly opened the freezer door. The parrot
calmly stepped out onto David's extended arm and said:
"I believe I may have offended you with my rude language and actions.
I will endeavor at once to correct my behaviour.
I really am truly sorry and beg your forgiveness."
David was astonished at the bird's change in attitude and was
about to ask what had made such a dramatic change when the parrot
continued:
"May I ask what the chicken did?"