"Economist"

An Economist opened the door of his BMW, when suddenly a car camealong
and hit the door, ripping it off completely.

When the police arrived at the scene, the Economist was complaining bitterly about the damage to his precious BMW.
"Officer, look what they'vedone to my Beeeeemer!" he whined.
"You Economist's are so materialistic, you make me sick!" retorted the officer.

"You're so worried about your stupid BMW, that youdidn't even notice that your left arm was ripped off!""Oh my God," replied the Economist,
finally noticing the bloodyleft shoulder where his arm once was.
"Where's my Rolex?!?"