God created
God created the
mule, and told him,"You will be mule, working
constantly from dusk to dawn, carrying heavy loads onyour back.You
will eat grass and you lack intelligence. You will live for 40
years."The mule answered, "To live like this for 40 years is too
much. Please, give me no more than 20." And it was so.
Then God created
the dog, and told him,"You will hold
vigilance over thedwellings of Man, to whom you will be his greatest
companion.You will eat his table scraps and live for 30 years."
And the dog responded, "Lord, to live 30 years as a dog is too
much. Please, no more than 15 years."And it was so.
God
then created the monkey, and told him,"You are Monkey. You shallswing
from tree to tree, acting like an idiot.You will be funny, and you
shall live for 20 years." And the monkey responded, "Lord, to live
20 years as the clown of the world is too much. Please, Lord, give
me no more than 10 years." And it was so.
Finally, God created Man and told him, "You are Man, the only
rational beingthat walks the earth.You will use your intelligence
to have mastery over the creatures of the world.You will dominate
the earth and live for20 years."And the man responded, "Lord,
to be Man for only 20 years is too little. Please, Lord, give
me the 20 years the mule refused, the 15 years the dog refused,and
the 10 years the monkey rejected." And it was so.And so God made
Man to live 20 years as a man,then marry and live 20years like
a mule working and carrying heavy loads on his back. Then, he
is to have children and live 15 years as a dog, guarding his house
and eating the leftovers after they empty the pantry; then, in
his old age,to live 10 years as a monkey, acting like a clown
to amuse his grandchildren.
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