A guy is in the market for a used motorcycle.
He always
wanted a big Harley. He shops around, answering ads in
the
newspaper, and is not having much luck. One day he comes
across a beautiful classic Harley with a for sale"
sign on
it. Upon inspection, he is amazed to find the bike in
mint
condition. He inquires about it with the owner.
"This bike is beautiful! I'll take it. But you gotta
tell me
how you keep it in such good shape.
"Well," says the seller, "it's pretty simple.
Just make sure
that if the bike is outside and it's going to rain, rub
Vaseline on the chrome. It protects it from the rain.
In
fact, since you're buying the bike I won't need my tube
of
Vaseline anymore. Here, you can have it." and he
hands the
buyer a tube of Vaseline.
The guy buys the bike and off he goes, a happy biker.
He
takes the bike over to show his girlfriend. She's ecstatic
(being a Harley fan).
That night, he decides to ride the bike over to his
girlfriend's parents' house. It's the first time he's
going
to meet them and figures it will make a big impression.
When
the couple gets to the house, the girlfriend grabs her
boyfriend's arm.
"Honey," she says, "I gotta tell you something
about my
parents before we go in. When we eat dinner, we don't
talk.
In fact, the person who says anything during dinner has
to do
the dishes."
"No problem," he says. And in they go.
The boyfriend is astounded. Right smack in the middle
of the
living room is a huge stack of dirty dishes. In the family
room, another huge stack of dishes. Piled up the stairs,
dirty dishes. In fact, everywhere he looks, dirty dishes.
They sit down to dinner and, sure enough, no one says
a word.
As dinner progresses, the boyfriend decides to take
advantage of the situation. So he leans over and kisses
his
girlfriend. No one says a word. So he decides to reach
over
and fondle her breasts. He looks at her parents, but still
they keep quiet.
So he stands up, grabs his girlfriend, strips her naked,
and
they make love right on the dinner table. Still, no one
says
a word.
"Her Mom's kinda cute", he thinks. So he grabs
his
girlfriend's Mom and has his way with her right there
on the
dinner table. Again, total silence.
Then, a few raindrops hit the window and the boyfriend
realizes it's starting to rain. He figures he'd better
take
care of the motorcycle, so he pulls the Vaseline from
his
pocket.
Suddenly the father stands up and shouts: "All right,
all
right! I'll do the damn dishes."
