A priest was driving along and saw a
nun on the side of the road, he stopped and offered her a lift
which she accepted. She got in and crossed her legs, forcing her
gown to open and reveal a lovely leg. The priest had a look and
nearly had an accident.
After controlling the car, he stealthfully slid his hand up her
leg. The nun looked at him and immediately said, "Father, remember
psalm 129?"
The priest was flustered and apologized profusely. He forced himself
to remove his hand. However, he was unable to remove his eyes
from her leg.
Further on while changing gear, he let his hand slide up her leg
again. The nun once again Said, "Father, remember psalm 129?"
Once again the priest apologized."Sorry sister but the flesh is
weak."
Arriving at the convent, the nun got out gave him a meaningful
glance and went on her way.
On his arrival at the church, the priest rushed to retrieve a
bible and looked up psalm 129. It Said, "Go forth and seek, further
up, you will find glory."
MORAL OF THE STORY:
Always be well informed in your
job, or you might miss a great opportunity!
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