Banta was shipwrecked on a remote island.
Although he had plenty of food and water, there was nothing
for him to do except play with himself. After many years,
even that became so monotonous that he couldn't even get
an erection. Now, completely without any happiness, his
sanity began to slip away.
One morning, as he is lying on the beach, he thinks he
sees a ship in the distance. He quickly starts a fire, and
then throws wet seaweed on top until smoke is billowing
high in the air. The ship starts to come his way!
Banta gets all excited and thinks, "Finally! I'm going
to be saved! The first thing I want is to take a long, hot
shower. Then they're Banta to give me some clothes and I'm
going to go upstairs and have a nice dinner. I will find
a nice lady to dance with, then I will take to her cabin
and we can kiss and I can fondle her body. She'll start
to take off her clothes and she'll be wearing red silk panties!"
At this, he gets an erection. He slips his hand into his
shorts, grabs his pecker, and yells, "Ha Ha Ha!! I
fooled you! I lied about the ship!"
