Silent Death

 

Santa and Banta Singh were driving together, discussing death.

"I would like to die peacefully, the way my grandfather did. He passed away silently in his sleep. Not like some of his friends who cried hoarse and screamed like hell just before their death."

"But why the hell did they have to shout? Couldn’t they all keep silence the way your grandfather did?" asked a curious Banta.

"Actually not," explained Santa. "As they all were travelling in the car he was driving while he fell asleep."