"Doctor, I need your help," Preeto
says.
"What seems to be the problem?"
"My husband, Banta, just doesn't satisfy me sexually.
What can I do?"
"Hmmm. That's a bit out of my league. Has he seen
a doctor?"
"Yes, he has. He is perfectly OK. He just isn't enough
for me. You've got to help me!"
"Er ... Why don't you take a lover?"
"I have! I still don't get enough."
"Take another lover."
"I did. In fact, I have eight lovers and I still don't
get enough sex!"
"Gosh, that's an anomaly!"
"Oh, Doctor! Please tell them it's an anomaly! They
all keep telling me I'm a whore!"
