Robot Toilet

Once upon a time Santa and banta (unemployed) sitting at nariman point focusing on their future , santa and banta were too disappointed for their jobless days.

suddenly Santa says "Banta , I got an idea and i am going out for one year , after a year we will meet at this point" and Santa left.

One year passed and Banta reached at Nariman Point.

Soon after he see Santa coming in a car escorted by two other cars and few girls.

Banta gets surprised and ask Santa "Oye Santya , what you did?"

Santa said " I went to America and opened a robort toilet"

Banta Asked "whats that funny idea? "

Santa said " Oye listen .. when a men comes to robot toilet , robot comes to recive the fellow , guide him to urinal place , unzip the pant , put out his penis , ask fellow to piss , after the piss robot shakes well the penis , put penis inside the pant and zip and then see off to the toilet exit door and in return takes 10$"

Banta surprised again and start thinking some thing , suddenly he say "Santa now i am going out and i will return after a year , do wait for me here"

after a year santa who was waiting for Banta sees Banta is coming in a Expensive car , with five other cars escorting him , lots of girls in his arms and flower rain for him.

Now santa asked banta "bantya , now what you did?"

Banta said " listen ..I went to Australia and opened there a same robot toilet with some difference. when a men comes to robot toilet , robot comes to recive the fellow , guide him to urinal place , unzip the pant , put out his penis , ask fellow to piss , after the piss robot shakes well the penis and suddenly hold the penis tight saying - take out 50$"

-- Tanmay Mukherjee