After winning the contest Miss. Universe
decided to have sex with at least one man from each of the
participating country.
In the course of time she reached
India and decided the Sardars being most manly was the correct
choice for her.
she reached Punjab. In her search she found
the prospetive sardar sitting at his cycle repair shop under
the cool shade of a tree beside the river.
Trying to excite
him she opened her Top.....sardar sees but no response.....not
to be put off she opened her Skirt.... still no response
the sardar continued with his work......
As a last resort
Miss. Universe got completely Naked.......
surprisingly there
was nooooooo resonse from the sardar who continued with
his work....
thoroughly disgusted with her life and actions
she decided to end her life she jumped into the river........
Immediately on seeing her jump the sardar dropped every
thing and jumped in after her and had a great time with
her inside the water.
When both finnaly caught up with the
breath the completely surprised asked the sardar why he
had to wait to have sex until she was not in the water.......
The sardar replies :-
Bhenji Meinnu 10 saal se puncture
banaraha hoo meinnu gaddha sirf pani mein hi dikhta hai....ha
ha ha ha ha
--Vicky
