Elizabeth

Once Queen Elizabeth comes to India in summers, and is invited for lunch by the then President, Giani Zail Singh.

While in the President House, ELizabeth wants to fresh herself so she very politely says to Gianiji, Gianiji can you please show me the Corner Gianiji takes Liz to the corner of the room where two walls meet, and says Here is the corner and comes back.

Then She again try to convince him again and now says in a slightly blunt American manner - Gianiji can you please show me the Loo.

No Madamji, Loo is a very bad thing and can even kill people. This is a nice AC hall so why dont you sit here and enjoy the lunch, says Gianiji.

Now its really hard for her to hold it any further.

She gathers all the words she knows of Hindi and forgetting all her English style-wyle shouts out to Gianiji Gianiji please mujhe aap peshaab karne ki jagah dikha deejeeay... Gianiji is all smiles.

Very quietly in shy manner he says - Pehle Aap Dikhaao!

-- Prakash