I urgently needed a few days off work, but I knew the
Boss would not
allow me to take a leave.
I thought that maybe if I
acted "CRAZY" then he
would tell me to take a few days off.
So I hung upside
down from the
ceiling and made funny noises.
My coworker (who's blonde) asked me what I was doing ?
I told her that I
was pretending to be a light bulb so that the Boss
would think I was
"CRAZY" and give me a few days off.
A few minutes later the Boss came into the office and
asked "What are you
doing?" I told him I was a light bulb.
He said "You are clearly stressed out. Go home and
recuperate for a
couple of days. "
I jumped down and walked out of the
office. When my
coworker (the blonde) followed me, the Boss said to
her, " And where do
you think you're going?"
(You're gonna love this.....)
She said, "I'm going home too, I can't work in the dark!"