"Hey! Wanna Hear a Blonde Joke?"

A blind guy on a bar stool shouts to the bartender, "Hey! Wanna
hear a blonde joke?" The bar immediately becomes absolutely
quiet. In a hushed voice, the guy next to him says, "Before you
tell that joke, you should know something."

"The bartender is blond, the bouncer is blond, and I'm a 6' tall,
200 pound blond with a black belt in karate. What's more, the guy
sitting next to me is 6'2," weighs 225 pounds, and he's a blond
weight lifter." He continues, "The fella to your right is blond,
6'5" and pushing 300 pounds, and he's a wrestler. Think about it
seriously, Mister. You still wanna tell that joke?"

The blind guy says, "Nah! Not if I'm gonna have to explain it
five times."