The
Bells
A man who worked for the fire department came home from work
one day and told his wife, "You know, we have a wonderful
system at the firehouse.
Bell #1 rings, and we all put our
jackets on.
Bell #2 rings, and we all slide down the pole.
Bell #3 rings, and we are on the truck and ready to go!"
"So," he continues, "From now on, were going
to run this house the same way.
When I say Bell #1, I want
you to strip naked.
When I say Bell #2, I want you to jump
into bed, and
when I say Bell #3, were going to make love
all night!" The wife is agreeable with this arrangement.
The next night, he came home from work and yelled:
"Bell
#1!" The wife took off all her clothes.
"Bell #2!".....The
wife jumped into bed.
"Bell #3!"..... They began
passionate loving... After two minutes,
the wife yelled, "Bell
#4!".....
The husband asked "What the hell is Bell
#4?"
"MORE HOSE!" she replied, "YOURE
NOWHERE NEAR THE FIRE!"
