Sir Aur Bachche

Sir:- Bachcho kasam khao kabhi shraab,cigret nahi piyonge,Nonveg nahi khaonge.

Bachche:- nahi karenge sir.

Sir:- kabhi ladki ko nahi chhedonge.

Bachche:- theek hai sir.

Sir:- jua nahi kheloge.

Bachche:- ok sir,

Sir:- Desh k liye Jaan bhi de doge.

Bachche:- De deenge sir, aisi jaan ka aur karenge bhi kya !!!!!!

--Niraj