Parrots

A woman had two female parrots who were always yelling, "Were prostitutes, wanna have a little fun ?"

One day, she was talking to her Preacher about this.

He said he had two male parrots and all they did was read the Bible.

He thought perhaps they would be a good influence on the two females.

So they put the four parrots together.

So, the females yelled at the male parrots, "Were prostitutes, wanna have a little fun?"

One male parrot said to the other, "Put the Bibles away! Weve made it to heaven!"

--Ayub