God is fair...

Jim and Johnny die in a boating accident.

Jim goes to heaven and Johnny goes to hell.

One day Jim looks down at Johnny in hell.

Johnny has a beer in his hand and a blonde on his lap.

Jim gets pissed off, so he goes to God and says,

"What is this?

I think I want to go to hell.

Just look at my friend down there.

" God says, "Look closer. The beer has a hole in the bottom, and the blonde doesnt."

-- Deepti