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Fan
Man
One
day 3 guys all died at the same time and met up at St. Peters
gates.
They were all standing there talking to St. Peter when
the first said, "Peter what are all these clocks for?"
He motioned to the long wall of clocks behind Peter.
Peter looked
back at them and said, "Well, every person on earth has a
clock for the duration of their life and this is where theyre
kept."
Suddenly a clock jumps forward a whole hour and the
first guy bursts out, "What the hell just happened?"
"Oh, well, every time you masterbate you lose an hour of
your life."
The first guy looks shocked, "How many years
did I lose?"
"You did pretty good, you only lost 2 years
of your life."
"Well how much did I lose?" The second guy asks.
"You
didnt do hot, you lost 7 years of your life."
The 3rd guys
just standing in the back being as quiet as possible.
So the first
guy asks for him, "How many years did he lose?"
St.
Peter burst out laughing, "Are you kidding me, we use that
thing as a ceiling fan!"
--Jherrica
Steele
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