One
day a nun was standing on the side of the road waiting
for a cab. A cab stopped and picked her up. During the
ride she noticed that the driver was staring at her.
When she asked him why, he said, "I want to ask
you something, but I don't want to offend you."
She said, "You can't offend me. I have been a nun
long enough that I have heard just about everything."
The cab driver then said, "Well, I've always had
a fantasy to have a nun give me a blow job."
She said, "Well, perhaps we can work something out
under two conditions. You have to be single, and you have
to be Catholic."
Immediately the cab driver said, "Oh, yes! I'm single
and I'm Catholic!"
The nun said, "Okay, pull into that alley."
The cab driver pulled into the alley and the nun went
to work. Shortly afterwards, the cab driver started crying.
The nun said, "My child, what's the matter?"
He said tearfully, "Sister, I have sinned. I lied,
I lied...I'm married and I'm Jewish!"
The nun replied, "That's okay. My name's Bruce and
I'm on my way to a costume party!"
