Age

Howard, 95, is talking to Marge, 87, about how much he misses sex due to his age.

“But you couldn’t get that thing up even if I put a gun to your head,” she says.

“I know,” he replies, “but it would be nice if a woman just held it up for a while.”

So Marge unzips his trousers and proceeds to hold his man-thing.

Soon, they start to meet every night to talk, while Marge holds Howard’s manhood.

But then one night Marge comes across Howard with another woman, who too is holding his thing up in the same way.

“You two-timing creep!” she yells.

”What does she have that I don’t ?”

Howard smiles and says “Parkinson’s”.

-- sunny george