A woman was walking down the street when she was approached
by a man. The man said, "I must have you right now! I'll
drop $500 on the ground at your feet and in the time it takes
for you to pick it up I can have my way with you from behind!"
The woman thought it over and told the man to wait a minute.
She called her girlfriend on her cell phone and told her about
the man's proposition. Her girlfriend said "When he drops
the $500 on the ground I'm sure you can pick it up and run before
he gets his pants down. Call me back and tell me what happened."
An hour and a half later the lady called her girlfriend back.
"What happened?" the girlfriend asked.
The lady said "That jerk had $500 in quarters!"
