• Do Lipton Tea employees take
coffee breaks?
• Why is the man who invests all your money called
a broker?
• This is a great one - Why is it considered necessary
to nail down the lid of a coffin?
• Why is it that doctors call what they do "practice"?
• If a person with multiple personalities threatens
suicide, is that considered a hostage situation? (too ggood)
• Since light travels faster than sound, is that why
some people appear bright until you hear them speak?
• Why don't they just make mouse-flavoured cat food?
Tired of thinking ???? I know I am tired of writing . But
what to do I need to get payed…
• Why do they sterilize needles for lethal injections?
• If nothing ever sticks to TEFLON, how do they make
TEFLON stick to the pan?
• Why is it that when you transport something by car,
it's called a shipment, but when you transport something by
ship, it's called cargo?
• If pro is the opposite of con, is progress the opposite
of congress? (doubly too good,you can tear ur hair out on
that one)
• How come wrong numbers are never busy?(a gem)
• If corn oil comes from corn, where does baby oil
come from?
• Why do they put locks on the doors of 24-hour stores?
I think I will stop now. One last question though .. if people
have time to read this stuff then where the hell is this world
going to???
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