Infact I was given this ability in my previous incarnation on planet earth by an Indian goddess Kali(whom Tina Turner is playing in her Indian movie venture).Having pleased her with my undying devotion she said," go from today you will predict futures in this and all your future lives. You will be more well known than Nostradamus even”. Unfortunately my life lasted only couple more months in that incarnation .But even during that period I predicted the fall of the Roman Empire . And here I am now in a new body having realized my previous life and the blessings that it has created in this.

All I need to do is to close my eyes and imagine fountains of coca cola (ok one last idiosyncrasy no more after this) and images begin to appear as if a movie projector is placed behind my eyebrows, making an awful humming noise as it projects images on to my mental screen.

About a month before the war on Iraq I had this vision of Bush asking Blair to fetch grenade and missiles as he tossed them into Iraq. Go boy go. Good boy fetch. Now we all know that came true, subject of course to interpretation .Another of my successful premonitions came with a vision of Britney and Madonna tied at their tongues floating in outer space. A little vivid but not untrue is it???

Now I guess I have given you some proof of my fabulous ability to see the future I can move onto making predictions and forewarn you about future events and calamities.

Just the other night as I lay in the bed trying to sleep a horrifying disturbing sequence of images flooded my mind. With a deep-seated intuition telling me that all of it is true. I saw our Pam(Anderson!!!)having her silicones removed. After lobbying for PETA someone it seems managed to convince her to join SPITA(Society for Preventation of Implanted Tits and Ass)