In prison you spend the majority of your
time in an 8x10 cell. At work you spend most of your time
in a 6x8 cubicle.
In prison you get 3 meals a day. At work you get a break
for 1 meal and you have to pay for it.
In prison you get time off for good behavior. At work you
get rewarded for good behavior with more work. In prison
you can watch TV and play games. At work you get fired for
watching TV and playing games.
In prison a guard locks, unlocks, opens and closes all
doors for you. At work you must carry around a security
card and unlock and open all doors yourself.
In prison you get your own toilet. At work you have to
share.
In prison they allow you to visit your family and friends.
At work you can't even speak to family and friends.
In prison all expenses are paid by taxpayers, with no work
required. At work, you get to pay all the expenses to go
to work and then they deduct taxes from your salary to pay
for the prisoners.
In prison you spend most of your life looking through bars
from the inside wanting to get out. At work you spend most
of your time wanting to get out and inside bars.
In prison you can join many programs that you can leave
at any time. At work there are some programs you can never
get out of.
In prison there are wardens who are often sadistic and
psychotic. At work we call them managers!