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The Cure
A gay man named Roger goes into the doctor's office and has
some tests run. The doctor comes back and says "Roger,
I am not going to beat around the bush. You have AIDS."
Roger is devastated. "Doc, what can I do?"
The doctor says "I want you to go home and eat 5 pounds
of spicy sausage, a head of cabbage, 20 un-peeled carrots drenched
in hot sauce, 10 Jalapeno peppers, 40 walnuts and 40 peanuts,
1/2 box of All Bran cereal, and top it off with a gallon of
prune juice." Roger asks, "Will that cure me, Doc?"
"No, but it should leave you with a better understanding
of what your as*hole is for."
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