The first passenger says "I'm Shaquille O'Neill, the
best NBA basketball player. The Lakers need me, it
would be unfair to them if I died". So he takes the
first parachute and jumps.

The second passenger, Hillary Clinton, says "I am the
wife of the former President of the United States. I
am also the most dedicated woman in the world, a
Senator in New York and America's potential future
President.
She takes one of the parachutes and jumps.

The third passenger, George W. Bush, says " I am the
President of the United States of America. I have a
huge responsibility in world politics.And apart from
that, I am the most intelligent President in the
history of the country and I have a responsibility to
my people not to die". So he takes a parachute and
jumps.

The fourth passenger, the Pope, says to the fifth
passenger, a ten year old schoolboy "I am already old.
I have already lived my life, as a good person
and a priest I will give you the last parachute".

The boy replies "No problem, there is also a parachute
for you. America's most intelligent President has
taken my schoolbag..."


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