Logic

Zail singh decided to write the MBA exam.

He could understand every thing except for the LOGIC part. One day when he was reading, Rajiv came home.

Rajiv: Zailsinghji How is your MBA preparation?

Zail Singh: Every thing is fine, but I could not understand Logic.

Rajiv: Logic is very easy.

Zailsingh: Can you give me an example, so that I can understand.

Rajiv: OK. Do you have fish pot in your house? Zail: YES.

Rajiv: Logically, there will be water in it. Zail: YES.

Rajiv: Logically, there will be fish in it. Zail: YES.

Rajiv: Logically, someone will be feeding the fish. Zail: YES.

Rajiv: I take a guess that your wife will be feeding the fish. Zail: YES.

Rajiv: so, logically, your are married. Zail: YES.

Rajiv: So, that means U are a heterosexual.

Zailsingh was very glad and he understood logic.

Next day he sees Butasingh and he was also preparing for MBA.

Zail: How is your MBA preparation? Buta: Everything is fine except for the logic.

Zail: Oh, logic is easy. Buta: Please, give me an example.

Zail: Do you have a fish pot in your house? Buta: NO, I dont.

Zail: Saala HOMO!!!

-- Archana