Last Wish

3 people in hell. god asks them last wish. american says i want to talk to my country.

he goes and talks to his country for 1 minute. comes back and pays 1000 dollars.

then a pakistani is like" i want to talk to my country too".

so he talks to his country for 1 minute and pays 1000 rupees.

then the indian says, i also want to talk to my country.

he goes and talks for hours and hours.

when he comes back, he pays 1 rupee.

the american and pakistani r outraged.

they ask god whay they paid 1000 of their currency why indian paid 1 of his currency.

god says, "from hell to hell, its a local call".
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-- alex