File a Suit (Sue)!
Down south, Bubba called his attorney and asked, "Is
it true theys suin them cigarette companies fer causin people
to git cancer ?"
sure is true," responded the lawyer.
someone is suin them fast food restaurants fer makin them
fat an cloggin their arteries with all them burgers an fries,
is that true, Mista Lawyer?"
"Sure is, Bubba."
"And that lady sued McDonalds for millions when she
was gave that hot coffee that she ordered?"
"And that football player sued that university when
he gradiated and still couldnt read?"
said the lawyer.
"But why are you asking?"
I was thinkin . . . What I want to know is, kin I sue Budweiser
fer all them ugly women I slept with?
-- Isha Dahiya