"The
Affair "
A sociologist, a psychologist, and a computer programmer were discussing
the consequences and implications of a married man having a mistress.
The sociologist's opinion was that it is absolutely and categorically
unforgivable for a married man to forfeit the bond of matrimony,
and engage in such lowly and lustful pursuits.
The
psychologist's opinion was that although morally reprehensible,
if a man MUST have a mistress to achieve his full potential as a
human being, then -- well -- he may go ahead and choose to have
a mistress, as long as he is considerate enough to keep this secret
from his wife.
The
programmer then interjected: "I also believe that, if necessary,
a married man is entitled to a mistress. However, I do not see why
the affair should be concealed from the wife. On the contrary, if
the affair is out in the open, then on Friday evenings he may tell
his wife that he is going to see his mistress, tell his mistress
that he is going to be with his wife, then go to his office and
get some work done!".
Fairy
Tales
A little girl had just listened to her mother reading her one
of her favorite fairy tales. "Mommy," asked the child, "do all
fairy tales begin with Once Upon a Time...?"
"No,
dearest," replied the mother, "sometimes they start with 'Darling,
I have to work a little late at the office tonight'"
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