Two gays, called John and Joe, are in a train
compartment with just one other passenger.
"Joe?" asks John. "Do you mind if I fart?"
Joe replies, "Of course not, luvvy! Go ahead!"
And with that John emits a "Pffffffffff!" like
an emission of steam, barely audible.
A few minutes later Joe asks, "John? Do you mind I have
a little farty poo?"
"No darling!" says Joe.
And John duly replies with a "Psssssssss!" a mere
whisper in the air.
The passenger puts down his newspaper and says, "I couldn't
help overhearing you two chaps, but would you mind awfully
if I had a fart?"
John and Joe reply, "Don't be shy on our part, go ahead!"
And with that the passenger lets out a "HRRRRRMPPPPPHHHHHHFFFFFFFF!",
window-rattling, triple salko, 10 pints of Guinness and a
vindaloo of a fart with possible follow through!
With that, John turns to Joe and says, "You can always
tell a virgin!"