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Naya salesman Company
ne ek naya salesman hire kiya. Sale badhne lagi-din dugni, raat chauguni.
Malik ne socha is ladke se mujhe milna hai. Malik showroom par aaya,
usne dekha ladka ek customer ko fishing-rod bech raha tha.Woh door khada
ho kar hi usko customer se deal karte dekhne lagaa. Ladke ne fishing-rod
bech di. customer ne kaha kitne rupaye, ladka bola Rs.800/-. Yeh kahkar
ladke ne customer ke shoes dekhe aur bola, itne mehange shoes pahankar
fishing karne jayenge? Ek sport shoe bhi kharid lijiye,customer ne sport
shoes bhi kharid liye. Ab ladke ne kaha talaab kinare dhoop mein baithna
padega, ek cap bhi kharid lijiye to theek rehega, customer ne cap bhi
kharid li. Ab ladke ne kaha, machli pakadne mein bahut intezar karna
padega, kuchch eatables, wafer, biscuits, bhi le jayiye, customer ne
woh bhi kharid liye. Ladka bola machli pakdenge to rakhenge kahan ?
Yeh ek Rs.100/- ki basket bhi le lijiye, customer ne woh bhi kharid
li. Ab total bill bana Rs.2000/- ka. Malik bahut khush hua. Usne ladke
ko bulaya aur kaha, tum to kamal ke salesman ho. Woh aadmi fishing rod
kharidane ayaa . . . aur tumane usey itna sara samaan bech diya, very
good. Ladka bola, woh aadmi to "Carefree Sanitary Pack" khridane
ayaa tha, maine kaha, char din tu ghar par kya karega, " Jaa Machli
Pakad " |
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