Dump your girlfriend, Go for a cup of coffee instead.....

          A cup of Coffee never talks back at you
          A cup of Coffee looks good even in the mornings
          You'll never fall asleep after having a cup of coffee
      Warming a cup of Coffee takes less efforts
          Warming cup of Coffee is also much less cheaper
          A cup of Coffee is out of your system by next morning
          You can take even a black coffee to meet your parents
          You can make a cup of Coffee as sweet as you want

Coffee tastes good even when it is absolutely cold
Coffee strains are easier to remove
Coffee is invariably ready in fifteen minutes or less
Coffee does not mind being grounded any time
You can easily reject a horrible cup of coffee

        Coffee does not occupy half of your bed
        Police does not question you for loitering with Coffee
        You can easily order fresh Coffee
        Your cup of Coffee does not get jealous of another cup
     No matter how much your IQ, you can always get coffee
        If you put chocolate in Coffee, it does not put on weight
        All can love coffee at the same time
        Coffee shall not take you to courts