Servant

sardarji#1 : went to kashmir officially and called to his house over phone.

sardarji#2 : had taken the receiver.

sardarji#1 : Who is speaking?

sardarji#2 : Servant Sir.

sardarji#1 : Where is the Madam?

sardarji#2 : She is sleeping with her husband in bedroom.

sardarji#1 : What? I am her husband came to kashmir today.

sardarji#2 : What can I do now sir?

sardarji#1 : Open the cub board, pick the Gun, shoot both of them, come back and tell me, Till then I am waiting in the line. After some time ... there comes 2 shooting sounds ... after that ...

sardarji#2 : Yes, I did Sir. But what can i do next Sir?

sardarji#1 : Open the back door, throw both of them into the well

sardarji#2 : I can open the back door, but how can i throw both of them from this third floor into the well in the ground floor Sir?

sardarji#1 : What...? Are you in the third floor?

sardarji#2 : Yes Sir

sardarji#1 : Sorry, wrong number !!!!!!!!