Sardar v/s Donkey

Having lost his donkey a Sardarji, got down to his knees and started thanking God. A passerby saw him and asked, "Your donkey is missing; what are you thanking God for ?"

The sardarji replied "I am thanking Him for seeing to it that I wasnt riding the donkey at that time, otherwise I would have been missing too."

-- Jatin Khurana