Free Punjab

Once there was a meeting of all the Surd freedom fighters.

They were planning for free Punjab.

Santa Singh raised a point, "Oh.. well get Punjab from India but how would we develop it?"

That was a difficult question indeed.

Suddenly Banta Singh replied, "No problem! well attack USA, it would take over us and then we would be a state of USA and well automatically get developed."

All the surds became happy on this very simple solution but an old surd did not utter a single word.

Someone asked him why he wasnt happy.

The surd replied, "OH! THATS ALRIGHT BUT...WHAT WOULD HAPPEN IF BY CHANCE WE TAKE OVER USA ?????"

-- Sumit