Banta is a bit embarrassed and says "Look
doctor, what about the rash?"
"Oh that's easy," said the Doc, "Here's
some cream to rub on. By the way, those brown balls are
amazing, may I ask....."
"No," said Banta, "You can't. Now, is that
all Doc?"
"Well, " said the Doctor, "You could stop
the rash coming back with a bit better hygiene. Tell your
wife you need clean underpants every day. And those really
are the brownest balls I've ever seen!"
Banta goes home and tells Preeto that the Doctor says he
needs clean underpants every day.
"What?" she yells, "Clean underpants every
day, and me with 11 kids to chase after! Eleven kids to
wash, feed, cloth, get to school, tidy after, and you want
clean underpants every day? You must be bloody joking, I
haven't even got time to wipe my arse!"
"Ah" he said, "And that's another thing
I wanted to talk to you about..."
