Parking Spot

A blonde goes to the mall and is looking for a parking spot, yet cant find one.

So she starts to pray. The blonde says, dear lord, I just really need a parking, lord I just really want a parking spot.

You know what lord Ill give up smoking if you give me a parking spot.

You know Ill even give up drinking if you give me a spot. Ill even give up having sex if you give me a parking spot.

So a parking spot opens up and the blonde says "never mind god I found one"

--Matthew